The Good Lifeee.

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

brenthor:

i can name more fictional characters than i have friends

iwillmakeyouskinny:

cannibal-swag:

twohearts1tardis:

Me on the way to steal yo girl

and her organs

fvbDFNHJDFBHDKFGBSDFJGBSDGKSDNGKDS I CAN’t 

SCREMAING

STAHPPPP

fitblr-at-fifteen:

moveweight-lookgreat:

fit-madness:

amn-schreck:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

Planks

Wall sits

Yoga poses

Goddammit fitblrs