(via thin-to-fit-in)
Do you not realize I don’t like you anymore? Like you can’t fuck me over then act like it never happened. You’re dismissed from my life, whore.
(via subjecting)
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
(via salty-s-e-a)
if theres one thing school taught me its never touch the underside of a desk
(via kissmekelly)
“your friend is hot” story of my life
(Source: cumbersome11, via ourguilltypleasures)
(Source: chloeguinan, via bohoo-bitch)
IM FUCKIN PISSING
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT
THIS IS HILARIOUS COME BE MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW
(via mosaicground)
me on my period
- me: touch me and DIE
- me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
- me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
- me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
- me: -cries for 3 hours-
- me: oh my god i'm hungry
- me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
- me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
- me: -sneezes-
- me: THE END IS HERE
